Ascetic (2021)

A monk’s dedication is put to the ultimate test in this psychotically psychedelic animated nightmare. Will he succeed? Or will he fall victim to the ultimate enemy – his own Self?

Featuring: Buttress, Cumblood, Passenger of Shit, Flying Lotus, Ethereal Girl, Maja, Jon Simvonis & Rene Charbois

Check out a censored version on youtube:

Or buy an uncut copy in the store!


Digital Download FAQ:

#1 How do I play this stupid file I just wasted my drug money on?

Basically any computer media player or streaming media box should be able to play it with out any problems. I used basic-bitch encoding settings so any dumbass who has family and friends and doesn’t spend all day every day sitting in front of computers should be able to play it. If you still can’t get it to play you’re probably a lost cause anyway and its time to call one of your less attractive friends over to show you how to do things.

#2 What about the alleged commentary you’ve been promising, how do I play that??

The same way you would any regular DVD/Bluray, just switch the audio tracks as you’re watching. If you’re using something like Windows Media player, VLC, Itunes, etc. You typically right click and find the audio menu and then select the alternate track.

#3 I bought and downloaded the file but i’m still having trouble playing it, what can I try?

The most common problem I’ve come across so far are people not downloading the complete file before attempting to play it. The file should be around 575 Mb, so if your final file isn’t that big try redownloading it again. If it still doesn’t download all the way contact me and I’ll send you a couple direct links to try

#4 Can’t I stream the uncut version for fucks sake? I don’t feel like downloading and storing shit!

Not at the moment, maybe i’ll figure it out later, but probably not. I’m busy and/or important! You should start hoarding digital files anyway. You never know whats gonna happen in this Topsy-Turvy upside down world of streaming monopolies and subscription based content delivery,  So why not keep a copy of The Scuzzies on your hard drive for the day when the internet stops working and we remember what it feels like to have love and hope in our hearts again.

#5 What about a Bluray/DVD/VHS/HD-DVD/LaserDisc release?

Eventually, but it seems like a waste to do it with just one 15 minute film. When I have enough shorts together I’ll collect them into some kind of release. But if you want to help support the cause, buy a poster or stickers or send me the souls of your unborn children in an 8×10 manila envelope.

#6 Does this pair of pants make my ass look fat?

Absolutely! But I’ll always lie and tell you otherwise.



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